I started watching American Idol in 2006, the year Taylor Hicks won. I was ten years old. Why did I love Taylor Hicks so much? Well, because Vote For The Worst was there to guide me.
Through the years I’ve learned the tricks and covers the producers use to try and make their favorite win. Though I’ve only had an account on Vote For The Worst since a few weeks ago, I’ve worked years with these people. Eight, to be exact.
They helped teach me to find deception, and drastically change things, with only a few votes.
I’ve never voted for the worst on any other competition shows, since the only other competition show I really watch regularly is So You Think You Can Dance. But American Idol has rigged, especially this season. Candice did deserve to win, but did they want her to win? No. Kree deserved to be there (Especially with VFTW backing her), but did they want her to win? Even less than they wanted Candice to win.
Angie is who they wanted. Angie always bugged me for some reason, and I wasn’t sure why. I made that clear on the Vote For The Worst website, to which someone replied “Could it be because she looked fake and entitled?”
Why yes, yes that’s it. Someone finally put my mind at ease. It wasn’t her voice that bugged me, it wasn’t even the fact that she looks like Miley Cyrus (who I actually like), it was her shitty personality that came through that TV. I hope she watches the season back and sees how she came off. I would hope that she’s not really like that.
But my favorite of all season, was my dear, dear Lazaro. Through his stuttering, tight pants that quite nicely show off his Cuban junk, and his terrible singing, I found a love. Lazaro was my favorite in the beginning, because I thought he was actually good, and then, it happened. The fame, it got to his head. The stress, it got into his head. The comments, they destroyed my dear friend.
When Lazaro left, he had quite a nasty attitude. Hopefully my dear Lazaro will switch back to what he was before. A sweet, stuttering, Cuban mess of a singer.
I had wished that Kree would win, just because she was the least favorite, the producers made that clear. That would have been amazing. I put in 828 votes for Kree, and only 8 for Candice. The 8 for Candice were the 8 to see if her lines were tied up, they weren’t, which gave me hope that Kree would win, unfortunately, she did not.
I do hope that Candice has a fruitful career, she is a wonderful singer, and did deserve to win, even though it would have been fun for Kree to win.
I hope that Angie sees her errors with projecting herself as such a snotty person, and fixes them.
I hope that Lazaro goes back to his old ways, when people liked him for his good singing, instead of his bad singing.
And I hope that Vote For The Worst continues, even after the website is gone. Thank you, Vote For The Worst, and Dave, you’ve changed my views for the better, and taught me so much. Thank you for the years of voting, it’s been a pleasure voting with you.
Dave and Graig need funds for an adoption, if you would donate, I’m sure that would make their day.
See you all next year, I’ll be voting worst, as always. I hope you will, too.