fem·i·nism [fem-uh-niz-uhm]
noun
1.the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.
2.(sometimes initial capital letter) an organized movement for the attainment of such rights for women.
3.feminine character.
Feminism is a big thing for a lot of women. It makes them feel empowered, they feel like they can do anything. So I’m going to explain some of my feelings for feminism in the form of a chat.
Begin chat.
“Feminism has made me an empowered woman!”
A word makes you empowered?
“No, no! The COMMUNITY makes me empowered!”
Right, so when you’re alone, you’re a little weakling.
“No, I’m a strong HUMAN. I have just as many rights as men do and when a man treats me badly I will STAND UP FOR MYSELF because I have learned many valuable things from feminism! So NO! I am NOT a little weakling.”
So before feminism, you weren’t strong?
“Well.. No. Because men were attacking me all the time, I couldn’t be strong, I had to defend myself.”
Okay, would you count for me the number of times you had a man actually do something sexist to you?
“Um… Well that doesn’t matter! What matters is now I am empowered, and I can do ANYTHING I want.”
You could do anything you wanted before, because in reality, there was no one attacking you. These men that you claim were attacking you before, weren’t. They’re attacking you now, though, because they like to see you get all pissed off and try to defend yourself in a way that isn’t completely retarded.
End chat.
I feel that humans of all kinds should have equal rights. No matter your weight, hair color, height, race, or gender, you should be able to do what the white man does. But feminism has gone too far. This “woman warrior” shit has to stop. You’re making the rest of us look like complete airheads. Feminism did bring on a lot of good things, but now it’s time to stop.
You want equal rights so we got ‘em. But then, when you’re on a date, you expect to be treated like a little delicate flower. If you’re so empowered, why can’t you open a car door for yourself? If you’re so empowered, why can’t YOU pay for the meal instead?
Then there’s the other type of feminist. The total feminazi, (Yes, even though I’m female, I’m going to use the term, and giggle while I do so) she gets all pissed off when a guy holds open a door for her. Hell, I’ve even had feminazis get pissed at ME for opening a door and holding it for them.
“I DON’T NEED YOU TO DO THAT FOR ME, I AM AN EMPOWERED WOMAN, I DON’T NEED YOU.” Okay, fine bitch. I’ll just slam it in your face next time, and lock it. And laugh. Then you can use all your secret, special feminazi powers to break down the door and then you can feel all empowered.
I understand the want for equal rights. I understand that sometimes men can be misogynistic, but not all men are like that. Why is it okay for women to hate men, but not men to hate women? Why is it okay for a woman to hit a man, but not okay for a man to hit that woman that’s hitting him? I say slap that bitch across her face. She deserves it!
I hope that I don’t get a bunch of feminist pricks coming to my blog, simply because I don’t want to deal with it, and I don’t have the time to put all of you down in a totally hilarious way.
I guess this makes me a female misogynist because I feel this way? Hm. I’m okay with that.
