H1N1 – Swine Flu – Hamthrax
I haz it.
Yes, early Thursday morning at 11:30 in the morning I woke up coughing and with a little bit of a sore throat. I thought it was just a sinus thing, because I had one of my windows open for like three nights in a row. Later in the day I decided it was a cold. Probably because I had one of my windows open for like three nights (yeah, I have heard from my mom several times about this open window thing. Bad Mizzah!). So I texted Katie and told her I wasn’t going to make it to dance that night. Then on Friday I discovered it was not just a cold or a sinus thing, it was the Flu and a 101 degree fever and my whole body hurt everywhere, so we decided not to go to Indiana for the dinner with my dad’s family. I felt like I was going to die for the next three days. During which time, on Saturday morning, my mommeh discovered… she haz it too. :/
On Tuesday we went to the doctor for her check up on her diabeetus, when we also got our Flu shots, and the doctor checked us both out and we found out… WE HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UP IN THE APORKALYPSE!!!!!!!!!! >_>
On Monday of next week (Nov. 9) I am allowed to go back to dance and To-Shin Do. Yay… no dance… no To-Shin Do… i think i might die with no exercise. >_< But I will be back in time to do the testing and graduation for my next belt, so that's cool at least.
And I don’t want to infect anyone else so I guess it’s a good thing I don’t go, right? I just really love dancing. And I really love To-Shin Do… and I miss being able to go. But I would really feel awful if I infected someone so… Except for the little halloween trick-or-treaters who didn’t say thank you, they deserve it. Just kidding. Mostly.
Today was the first day I’ve started to feel better. well a little better at least… i thought i was starting to feel better the other day… But then the secondary infection (which is the infection that kills people, our doctor says the swine flu itself doesn’t actually kill you it just weakens you really bad so a secondary infection can get you) started to kick in. I have an ear infection and the doctor says my lungs sound horrible. But today I could eat again! Since Thursday I have mostly just had soup and stuff like that. I just wasn’t hungry and nothing tasted good anyhow. I still can’t breathe through my nose and I can’t smell things or taste very much, but mommeh and I did eat dinner at least. Just not a whole lot of it!
oh… and that all means i’m a statistic now… meh ¬_¬
Well that’s all for now. >_> My birthday is coming up in 11 days. Woosh….
Posted: November 4th, 2009 under Dance, Me, To-Shin Do.
Comments
Comment from Missy
Time 11/05/2009 at 18:14
Brandi, let me enlighten you on a few things.
When you’re trying to pretend to be someone else, keep in mind that just because your email isn’t shown to others doesn’t mean it is not shown to the owner of the blog and something else I know is: you’re posting from the same friend’s house you posted from last time. It’s magic! I know all your dirty little tricks! Mwahahahhahahaha!
I can spell just fine. You’ll notice that despite there being multiple misspellings in my post, there are still relatively few overall, and the ones that are spelled incorrectly are obvious and exaggeratedly so. When presented with such evidence, anyone with a sophistication beyond that of the average houseplant would correctly interpret that as a clue that I misspelled those words deliberately.
The irony of your allegation would be laughable if not for the fact that I’m certain you’re too stupid to know what the definition of the word (“irony”) is, and to be entirely honest, I don’t care enough to explain it to you.
Apparently you’ve also mistaken me for someone who cares if you believe my blog is ugly, so let me assure you: I don’t care. In fact, I’m honored that you find it ugly. If you actually LIKED it, that would mean my page appeals to white trash and I would not like that at all.
Your observations about my dancing and To-Shin Do make me feel all warm and fuzzy. I like knowing you are jealous of my accomplishments.
Oh, and you can’t get Swine Flu from eating pork, you get it from other people, but you’re constantly stuffing your face so much you might actually get Swine Flu from eating steak. By the way, when your little cousin came up to the house on Trick-or-Treat I gave her a big healthy heap of Swine.
Enjoy.
Comment from Billy
Time 11/06/2009 at 01:01
^
ROFLMAO at Brandi who thinks anyone gives a hoot what she thinks. Brandi is a stupid spoiled sack of garbage just like her dumb mother. Then she has the audacity to make fun of Missy’s spelling by posting in the most atrocious chatspeak I’ve ever seen. I think the little brat needs to get a new hobbie. I wouldn’t take what she says seriously.
Oh and my avatar is better than hers.
Comment from Knight Owl
Time 11/06/2009 at 02:12
Well, well, well. Let’s see… the .25, the 9mm, or the .357…?
No, those are all too nice. Let’s use the 105mm howitzer.
ATTENTION “Anoneymous” (Brandi): You do know what your problem is, don’t you? Too much DS-Tryptoline, that’s what. You see, DS-Tryptoline is produced in the testicles of human males, and can be concentrated in semen—so every time you stuff another cock down your throat, you’re swallowing a load of DS-Tryptoline—and it can have some nasty effects on the female nervous system, especially the higher functions of the cerebrum.
You need to stop swallowing the jism, Brandi. Everyone knows how much you love the taste—Hell, I’ve seen your phone number on bathroom stalls in at least twelve different locations, so Lord knows your special craving has made you popular—but seriously, all that spunk is gonna rot your brain.
Comment from Ivan
Time 12/29/2009 at 01:52
Hi there,
Super post, Need to mark it on Digg
Thank you
Ivan
Comment from Missy
Time 01/01/2010 at 20:58
Yeeeeeeeeeah… Okay, whatever, Ivan.
Comment from anoneymous
Time 11/05/2009 at 07:55
nomber one u cant spell for shit n two who cares if u have swine flue? u know why u have it i will tell u!!!! it is because u n ur hole famly is pigs that is why!!! LOLOLOLOL may be u shoud stop stuphin so much porrk in ur fat ugly face. oh by the wey ur page wuz already ugly but it even uglyer becuz u cant even see the s in ur name & that is so stupid. oh & u suk danceing & tochindo to. so u just suk all over!!!! girrl u is skanky like u hole famly. u need to thinnk about u do becuz u are blocking ur page to peeple & that is NOT COOL!!!!!! u dont now me but i now u!!!!