20 Responses to “You *must* read this article”

1. Spike Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 15:13

   Ah yes. More right-wing biggots making false statements and lies about Barack Obama. You people seem to suffer from extreme paranoia. It seems to be very common among your type.

   What Spike meant to say: I think I wet my diaper!

2. Moron who thinks he is God Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 20:30

   They’re retards. They cannot be informed because they don’t want to be. You’re wasting your breath on them, Spike. If they weren’t so hateful, they’d be hilarious. Instead they’re just pathetic.

   Corrected: Oh, Spike, you’re so smart! Do you want to play with Mr. Potato Head with me? I have all the extra pieces and even have the Baby Spud!

3. Moron who thought he was God Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:20

   Now, now, Kate. You may be fat and ugly but I wouldn’t call you Mr. Potato Head. That would give the impression you’re edible when you are in fact complete poison.

   Instead, he’s just banned from further posting. Have a nice life, fucktard.

4. Unknown Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:24

   This Kate seems like the toddler. She can’t take what she dishes out and has to pervert people’s comments in order to make herself feel better. Pathetic.

   Posting from San Jose, California. Hmm … now who else is it that comes from San Jose, California…

5. Knight Owl Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:25

   Looks like we have a juvenile volunteering for complete IP ban. I say give the little twat what he’s asking for.

6. Knight Owl Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:26

   Correction: Three juvenile twats.

7. Unknown Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:26

   If that was directed at me you can go fuck yourself Knight Owl, you fucking coward. I’d rip you apart if you called me a twat to my face.

   Why look! Kate lost patience with me after only two comments! I must be speyshul.

8. Unknown Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:37

   As I said – COWARD!

   And he’s OUT!

9. Kate Says:
   September 8th, 2009 at 21:49

   Indeed, Knight Owl. Three juvenile twats.

   Spike hails from the southern US, Moron who thinks he’s God is coming to us from the UK, and Unknown is San Jose, California.

   All three of them are broken now. They can read but they cannot post. Poor little twats.

10. LOLZ Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 22:22

    Do you know the way to San Jose!

    Oh, I see, you want to play IP change games, do you? Well, as I warn in The Rules™ you’ll get tired of the game long before we’ve even worked up a sweat. So you have a nice banning, twat.

    LOLZ

    Hmm, must be an acronym. So, tell me … is that Losers Only Love Zeroes? Or maybe Losers Often Lick Zits? Look, One Loser Zero!

    Ugly whore.

    Oh dear, I think I may cry … no, wait, I got over it.

11. Derwood Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 22:28

    LOLZ is Unknown, but with a slightly different IP..
    I’ve blocked the whole network at the DNS level.. Buh Bye…

12. Knight Owl Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 22:41

    Oh, no! A windbag who likes to make physical threats over the Internet! I’m SO scared!

    If you can still read this, twat: First of all, “ripping me apart” wouldn’t change the fact that you’re a twat. In fact, it would only confirm it.

    And secondly: In your fucking dreams.

    So go blow some of that hot air at somebody who actually finds you intimidating, if the terms of your release don’t forbid you to be around children that small.

    Twat.

13. Kate Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 22:42

    Looking at the logs, it looks like it’s actually our old friend ALYSSA, Derwood, just like I first suspected but then ruled out because of the seeming IP contradiction. Oh well, fool me once, shame on you … but you won’t fool me twice, twat. And to think I actually felt sorry for you at one time. Derwood, you know what to do, doncha? Have fun!

14. Derwood Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 22:55

    What Alyssa, Unknown, and LOLZ don’t seem to understand is that when they come here, I see EVERYTHING. I see what browser, operating system, and other goodies you have attached to your system. Since all 3 of you were using OS X and Safari, and were all hitting at the same time, I was able to easily block the full IP ranges of the ISP’s you chose to use.
    Keep it up.. You will lose.

15. Knight Owl Says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 05:29

    Ah, so not just a plain old twat, but such a monstrously ignorant twat that he/she/it is too stupid to even use a real computer.

    A Mac twat. How amusing.

16. lindsaythejust Says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 10:53

    A MacTwat? Sort of sounds like something you order from McDonalds in Vegas.

    So off the subject, but if its a pride of lions, a gaggle of geese, and a murder of crows, what do you call a group of (3) twats? A stink of twats? A crust of twats? Maybe in this case, a waste of twats?

17. Jenn Says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 15:09

    My vote is for a twiddle of twats.

18. Loretta Stevens Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 03:41

    You can twiddle your fingers, but don’t finger your twat?

    Troop of twats? Gang of twats? School of twats?

19. lindsaythejust Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 08:49

    Sugar Twats! Sort of sounds like a cereal.
    “And try our new Maple Twats, with cinnamon!”

20. Graumagus Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 00:55

    “I’ll have two MacTwats, no cheese please and I’ll add my own sauce”
    

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