May 11 2011

Unbelievable — reason #148,789 to homeschool

This one was sent along by Billy …

A high school senior wanted to ask his girl to the prom, but he wanted to do it in a memorable, special way. He wanted to do something different, something that would be talked about all day at school. So he cooked up a plan to wow his maiden …

Instead of the traditional conversation, James Tate chose to tape the message “Sonali Rodgrigues, will you go to prom with me?” outside the main entrance of the school, which put him in hot water with the administration.

He and the two friends who helped him tape up the letters have been given a one-day in-house suspension by headmaster Beth Smith, and barred from the prom.

“School policy is that if you get an in-school after April 1, you can’t go to prom,” Tate said.

Smith was not immediately available for comment.

According to Tate, Smith justified the punishment by telling him that not only had he trespassed on school property, his actions also posed a safety risk.

Yeah, he trespassed, by showing up on school property the night before to post the letters. Big deal. A facebook page has been set up for supporters of James Tate, but so far the school administration is not open to discussion.

Even the town’s mayor says the punishment does not fit the crime, but a spokesman for the state board of education says it’s up to the school to decide what the appropriate punishment is.

“At the same time, a student does have the right to appeal and to request reconsideration,” Murphy said. “But attending the prom is a privilege. Students should understand that. Students are expected to follow the rules to take part in an extracurricular activity.”

Yeah, cause taping some letters to the side of the school building to make a prom date is such a heinous crime it deserves the punishment of losing your senior prom. Even when you’re an advanced placement student who has absolutely no disciplinary marks on your school record.

Assholes.

Shelton Patch (1) | Shelton Patch (2) | FOX News


Mar 23 2011

Whatever NOW

Too little, too late.

On his HBO show Friday, Bill Maher made up some crap to make Sarah Palin look bad and tacked on a rather offensive term at the end: “Did you hear this – Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she’s demanding that we invade ‘Tsunami.’ I mean she said, ‘These ‘Tsunamians’ will not get away with this.’ Oh speaking of dumb twats, did you…”

Thru most of Tuesday, the National Organization for Women (NOW) refused to comment on Maher’s use of the derogatory term. A rep even told FOXNews.com it is a “known fact” that NOW does not correspond with FOX News to explain their silence on the subject.

Later Tuesday when it was not just FOX News they were ignoring, it was also their own membership along with every other news agency on the planet, NOW finally decided to step up and say something.  Unfortunately, they didn’t actually chastise Maher or his specific insult, they didn’t mention his show or HBO, hell they didn’t even mention Maher at all:

NOW communications director Lisa Bennett changed the organization’s tune later in the day, writing on a NOW blog: “Listen, supposedly progressive men (ok, and women, too): Cut the crap! Stop degrading women with whom you disagree and/or don’t like by using female body terms or other gender-associated slurs.”

She also chastised the press for bothering NOW with questions about derogatory language toward women

“You’re trying to take up our time getting us to defend your friend, Sarah Palin. If you keep us busy defending her, we have less time to defend women’s bodies from the onslaught of reproductive rights attacks and other threats to our freedom, safety, livelihood, etc,” wrote Bennett. “Sorry, but we can’t defend Palin or even Hillary Clinton from every sexist insult hurled at them in the media. That task would be impossible, and it would consume us. You know this would not be a productive way to fight for women’s equal rights, which is why you want us stuck in this morass.”

Sticking up for well known American women that have been publicly defamed on national television is not a “productive way to fight for women’s equal rights?” Wouldn’t that actually be one of the most productive ways to quickly and easily draw the most attention to the problem and condemn it all at the same time? Or is it just that she’s a conservative?  Nope, says Lisa, who prefaced her comments with a warning shot — “we are on to you, right-wingers” (apparently it’s only conservatives who care about the use of the term?) — and then said:

As usual, you’re looking for any way to discredit NOW. You claim we care and work only for liberal woman, but that’s a LIE. We have defended Sarah Palin and other conservative women from sexist attacks. Maybe not on your schedule, but we’ve done so. And by the way, all those laws we advocate for — we don’t ask that they include a clause saying only certified liberal women can benefit from them. Conservative women benefit from them, too! Just because we don’t open up a Palin wing on the NOW website doesn’t mean we don’t think that every single woman — right, left and in-between — deserves equal pay, full reproductive rights, justice in the courts, etc. So knock off the facetious whining that right-wing women are not represented by NOW’s work.

Well, that sets my mind at ease, Lisa.

Tell me, Lisa … if Bill Maher (or anyone, for that matter) had made that same statement about, say, Michelle Obama, how loud would you be screaming?  Would your condemnation include his/her name and the name of their show?  Would it include a specific rebuke?  Would your chastisement happen in a timely manner or would it take four days to materialize?

Since Maher, “Real Time,” and HBO weren’t even mentioned in Lisa”s condemnation of this event, there is absolutely no negative consequence for him, his program, or the network that airs it. As such, there’s no reason for him to stop what he’s doing, and no reason for HBO to tell him to.

As Jack Marshall writes on Ethics Alarms:

If he thinks it is OK to call Sarah Palin a dumb twat, then the only thing stopping him from calling Michelle Obama, or Hillary Clinton or my sister or your mother a twat is that he likes her or doesn’t know her. This is anti-woman rhetoric, no question about it. Even bitch, which is sufficient to sustain a claim of sexual harassment in the workplace when used by a man to describe a woman, is less denigrating than twat…and Maher knows it. The question is, will the feminists let him get away with it?

And not just the feminists. Calling a woman a twat as a means of political criticism should offend Andrew Sullivan, because it is no different from calling a gay public figure a fag. Calling a woman a twat should outrage Al Sharpton, because it is the equivalent of calling a black public figure a nigger. Are these men, both previous guests on Maher’s show, going to endorse his brand of hateful, humiliating discourse because Maher endorses their politics? If the dedication of progressives to civility and their rejection of misogyny and hate are suspended for Sarah Palin, they have no integrity.

Bill Maher needs to be held accountable. Until he is, any guest, from any part of the political spectrum, who agrees to discuss politics with a man who calls women..or any women– twats on HBO is enabling hate and incivility.

I’m with Jack: from now on, I’m taking names.

FOX News: NOW mum | NOW responds


Mar 18 2011

Parent of the year contender

Seriously!

This father deserves an award … and more parents should take a lesson from him.  He was coming home from work early one day and:

“About three weeks ago it was brought to my attention, through the school they attend, that they have been bullying a child at school,” he said.

“I came around the corner three streets from home. There’s my 17-year-old son and 15-year-old daughter and they’re fair beating the living crap out of this kid.”

He said he damaged his car as he pulled up on the gutter, dragged his kids into the back of the car and took the 13-year-old victim back to his home before doling out the punishment.

“I marched both my kids into the local police station. They’ve both now been charged with assault,” he said.

After returning home he said the 13-year-old had suffered a broken jaw in the assault.

The man said his daughter confessed to bullying the victim because he wore glasses, prompting the dad to pull out photos of him as a child with glasses.

He said he “detested” bullying and would stand behind the parents of the bullied child if they went ahead with charges.

The unidentified dad also sold his son’s recently purchased car and his daughter’s horse as further punishment.  Both have been charged with assault.  He says his children are feeling remorseful for their actions.

Queensland Times


Mar 14 2011

Just Desserts

Little bastard got what he deserved

Darin found this one. All I have to say is it serves the little bully right.

He wouldn’t get any sympathy from me, even if he was my kid, because he clearly had it coming in spades. If his school has a no bullying policy, he should be suspended.

Update — found the video elsewhere. Also found some more information about the fallout …. apparently the bigger boy, named Casey, has been bullied just about every day and he finally snapped. He was suspended and may be facing criminal charges. No action was taken against the bully.

SportsGrid provided the new video and the new background info.


Feb 4 2011

ZT strikes again

Would you prefer to be punched in the mouth …

… or hit on the arm with a plastic spitball? And more importantly, would you want the person punching you or the person firing the plastic spitball to be punished more severely?

Let’s consider the case of one Andrew Mikel II, a freshman in a Virginia high school. Andrew is an honors student and a member of ROTC with his heart set on going to the Naval Academy upon graduation. In the interests of full disclosure, it should be noted up front that in seventh grade Andrew was disciplined in school for shooting rubber bands with a ruler and in eighth grade he was suspended for three days for bringing a comb to school that resembled a folding knife.

If Andrew had walked up to a student and punched him in the mouth, he would have been suspended for five days. Even if blood had been drawn, the police would not have been called for a simple fistfight assault.

But that’s not what Andrew did. Andrew was goofing off with a plastic tube from an ink pen and some tiny plastic pellets. He was using the tube to blow the pellets at friends.  Because Andrew used a “weapon” to commit assault, he was immediately suspended for ten days pending a hearing where the sentence could be increased. The police were called and he was charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault. [Click here to see the "weapon" and "ammunition" in question.]

To avoid prosecution, Andrew entered a diversion program which includes community service and counseling for substance abuse and anger management. The guidance department informed his father that his now damaged record has shattered his hopes of attending the U.S. Naval Academy after graduation.

“What happened to Andrew Mikel is an example of how oppressive zero tolerance policies have become,” said John Whitehead, president of The Rutherford Institute, which is representing Mikel Jr. “School officials have developed a very dangerous mindset that allows virtually no freedom for students, while at the same time criminalizing childish behavior.”

Whitehead says he will appeal the decision next week and hopes to have the teen’s record expunged.

“The next step is 30 days from January 17 there’s an appeals process to the state circuit court in Virgina,” he told FoxNews.com. “We’re going to go through that appeal to see if the local circuit court will reverse the suspension, which would hopefully help reverse the criminal charges.”

You know, I think if I had been one of the kids hit with one of the pellets, I might have been irked.  (The students in question reported feeling a “sting” or a “pinch” when it hit.  One of them had a small welt at the site.)  I might even have been pissy about it.  Even at my most vindictive against my most hated enemy, I can’t imagine wanting to see a person’s entire future compromised because he shot me with the plastic equivalent of a spitwad.

FOX News


Aug 30 2010

Racism: Important Message from the White House

Be aware! The definition of racism is changing!

Admit it … almost had you going there, didn’t it?


May 12 2010

On tonight’s menu …

… a veritable cornucopia of things to piss you off …

Serving up the latest in Zero Tolerance and Obama fare … mmm, mmm, good!

Appetizer

Five California high school students were told they could either turn their t-shirts inside out or go home on May 5th for wearing t-shirts with US flags on them.  The Vice Principal said he was afraid for the boys’ safety since they were wearing these “incendiary” shirts on the “only day” that Mexican students can express their national pride.  When the boys refused to turn the shirts inside out – pointing out, among other things that the shirts are not a violation of the school dress code, that they each have several different US flag shirts which they wear all the time without challenge, that the Mexican students wear Mexican flag shirts any time they feel like wearing them, and that they felt that turning the shirts inside out was disrespectful to the flag, to them and a violation of their first amendment rights — they were sent home.  On Tuesday, May 11, following a school board meeting in which multiple parents expressed their displeasure at the situation, Superintendent Wesley Smith said, “They have a right to wear those shirts on school campus, on all of our campuses, they shouldn’t have been asked to take them off.” The superintendent also said an investigation into how administrators handled everything on Cinco de Mayo is still underway and should be complete by June, after which they’ll decide if any disciplinary action should be taken.  [FOX News, ABC News]

Wine

Remember when Joe the Plumber asked Obama exactly what he wanted to do if elected, and Obama, speaking off the cuff, said that “it’s not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they’ve got a chance at success, too.  I think when you spread the wealth around it’s good for everybody.” Remember when people said that sounded an awful lot like Socialism if not full blown Communism and his supporters accused them of over-reacting and blowing things out of proportion?  Well, on April 28, Obama went off the teleprompter and tried to paraphrase while speaking in Quincy, Illinois.  Here’s part of what he said:  “We’re not, we’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money. But, you know, part of the American way is, you know, you can just keep on making it if you’re providing a good product or providing good service. We don’t want people to stop, ah, fulfilling the core responsibilities of the financial system to help grow the economy.” Silly me, and here I had no idea that Obama gets to decide when we’ve “made enough money” — or whether or not my success was “fairly earned” providing a good product or a good service.  Furthermore, I must admit that I didn’t have a clue that it was my responsibility to “grow our economy,” core or otherwise.  All these years, I thought I was supposed to be growing my own economy so as to support my family.  [Google It™ or you can *watch* him say it under the fold]

Entreé

Ten-year old Leighann came home from her Texas elementary school in tears, afraid to tell her parents that (for the first time in her life) she had gotten in trouble at school.  Leighann and her friend were under orders to serve a week’s detention during lunch and recess, and they had to write an essay about what they did and why it was wrong.  What had they done? Leighann’s friend gave her a single Jolly Rancher candy.  Leighann’s parents say the punishment was extreme, but school officials insist it was not.  Jack Ellis, superintendent for the school district,  says it’s a matter of following state guidelines to limit the amount of junk food in schools. “Whether or not I agree with the guidelines, we have to follow the rules.” The state Department of Agriculture does in fact mandate that school lunch foods need to be baked rather than fried, nutritious rather than loaded with empty calories and things like that.  But a department spokesman says that there is absolutely nothing in the rules that compels a school to punish a student for bringing his own junk food to school, that their policy does not prohibit friends from sharing a Jolly Rancher candy, and that if a parent wants to pack candy in the child’s lunch, they can.   The department even sent a letter to the school reminding staff that state policy doesn’t outline such punishments but the school is not backing down.  Leighann’s parents say the school routinely goes too far in punishing students:  Students at the school are required to wear a belt.  A few months ago Leighann’s younger brother was given an in-school suspension for failing to wear one even though his father called the school secretary to explain that their new puppy chewed up the boy’s only belt that morning.  The boy was made to “sit in a room all day and stare at a wall.” Leighann’s parents say that they’re pulling their kids out of the school at the end of the school year; if necessary, they say they’ll send them to private school.  [FOX News]

On the Side

Speaking at Hampton University in Virginia, President Obama suggested that “less is more” when it comes to absorbing news content and urged graduates to take a skeptical eye toward news from blogs, cable television and radio as well as modern gadgets like iPods and PlayStations.  Obama told graduates that the class of 2010 is “coming of age in a 24/7 media environment that bombards us with all kinds of content and exposes us to all kinds of arguments, some of which don’t always rank that high on the truth meter. And with iPods and iPads; and Xboxes and PlayStations — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation. So all of this is not only putting pressure on you; it’s putting new pressure on our country and on our democracy. With so many voices clamoring for attention on blogs, and on cable, on talk radio, it can be difficult, at times, to sift through it all — to know what to believe, to figure out who’s telling the truth and who’s not. Let’s face it, even some of the craziest claims can quickly gain traction. I’ve had some experience in that regard.” You will no doubt recall that last September, the president used a string of major network and cable interviews to scold the media for playing up “outrageous” political comments.  Then Obama and his administration spent much of last fall criticizing Fox News in specific. It’s now starting to seem that targeting cable and blogs has become something of a hobby: In February, he urged Democratic senators to turn off their televisions. He singled out FOX, CNN, MSNBC and blogs, urging the lawmakers to get out of the “echo chamber.” In March an e-mail was sent to Senate staffers warning them not to visit The Drudge Report out of concern for a non-existent virus.  Pointing out that nobody has used the media more masterfully than Obama, Brent Bozell, president of Media Research Center, says that in order to prove his “sincerity” about media and technology gripes, Obama should delete his massive e-mail list and take his staff off TV.  “It’s just posturing on his part. He is trying to put himself in opposition to those forces to improve his status with the public.”  [FOX News]

Dessert

Two years ago, 5-year old Ryan lost part of his left leg in a lawnmower accident.  His leg was amputated below the knee, and he wears a prosthetic limb.  Ryan is a kindergarten student, and the bus ride from his home to the school is about an hour long.  He and his 7-year old sister used to ride the bus to and from school every day, but that stopped earlier this month because the school has informed Ryan’s parents that they must transport Ryan and his sister from now on.  Why?  Kids on the school bus — older kids, some as old as 13 — have been bullying Ryan, calling him names and taunting him.  They’ve stolen Ryan’s backpack.  They’ve tried to pull off his prosthetic leg.  Ryan’s dad spoke with the parents of  the kids involved and he thought the matter was resolved, until May 4th, when Ryan was given a black eye after being punched on the bus by a 13-year old who is one of the biggest kids on the bus.  After talking to the boy’s parents and getting nowhere, Ryan’s dad asked the bus driver and the school principal to do something about it, because “He’s young, he’s five, he’s disabled. I can’t ride the bus and stand up for him, you know. He can’t defend himself, so who easier to pick on than a kid who gets punched in the eye and sits quietly in the corner.  I asked for the child to be disciplined. I asked for him to be suspended from school to teach him a lesson because there’s a zero tolerance for bullying.  Instead we were told Ryan will no longer be on the bus, that it’s not safe for him or my daughter and that we have to drive them the round trip.” When Ryan’s dad complained, the school district offered to pay for the gas to make the trip each day.  [CBC News]

You’ll find that video under the fold, as promised. Think of it as the after-dinner mint.

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Apr 26 2010

A trio of must shares

You should enjoy these!

A FOX News article tells how 7,500 people sold their souls because they didn’t read the fine print.

A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.

The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the “immortal soul clause” to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim their soul.

“By placing an order via this Web site on the first day of the fourth month of the year 2010 Anno Domini, you agree to grant Us a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from gamesation.co.uk or one of its duly authorised minions.”

GameStation’s form also points out that “we reserve the right to serve such notice in 6 (six) foot high letters of fire, however we can accept no liability for any loss or damage caused by such an act. If you a) do not believe you have an immortal soul, b) have already given it to another party, or c) do not wish to grant Us such a license, please click the link below to nullify this sub-clause and proceed with your transaction.”

The terms of service were updated on April Fool’s Day as a gag, but the retailer did so to make a very real point: No one reads the online terms and conditions of shopping, and companies are free to insert whatever language they want into the documents. [...]

The company noted that it would not be enforcing the ownership rights, and planned to e-mail customers nullifying any claim on their soul.

A surprising (at least to me) 88% of shoppers did not check the box which would have negated the soul-selling whilst keeping the transaction. That’s scary. I’m guess I’m anal or something because I actually DO read all the fine print. I almost got burned one time on eBay when I didn’t read all the terms and conditions of the sale which stated that if the winning bid was under a certain figure the postage and handling for the $10 item was $99. Since then, I go looking for crap in the fine print before I virtually sign on the dotted line.

From Hit & Run comes this notice of a challenge: the First Annual Everybody Draw Mohammed day, to be specific. Michael writes:

Via Dan Savage’s blog at The Stranger, some clever chappie (I don’t know who) has declared May 20, 2010 “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day,” in support of Matt Stone and Trey Parker and in opposition to religious thuggery.  [...]

I will be employing my tremendous skill as an illustrator, of course, and expect that my colleagues will do the same. If they refuse, they will be declared weak-kneed, namby-pamby, quisling infidels and will be shamed on this blog (Though such idle threats rarely work these days; perhaps I could threaten them with a painful death, which seems to do the trick). If readers would like to show their solidarity, please email your Mohammed masterpieces to me here: [obscured by me - go to his site to get the address, I don't want to contribute any fodder for spambots! I already admitted I'm paranoid about crap like this.] The best ones will be published on Hit & Run, which, along with the concomitant death threat, is reward enough.

I have to confess, I’m kind of surprised by Comedy Central pulling the episode. I didn’t realize they were that wimpy. You can’t honestly tell me there haven’t been dozens upon dozens of more offensive South Park episodes — why weren’t they pulled? I’ll tell you why: because Censorship = BAD. Shame on Comedy Central for caving.

Finally, you’ll get a kick out of this one … From the BBC News, an interesting little typo occurred on one page of a cookbook. Seems that although almost every recipe in the cookbook called for “salt and freshly ground black pepper,” one recipe had a tiny faux pas …

An Australian publisher has had to pulp and reprint a cookbook after one recipe listed “salt and freshly ground black people” instead of black pepper.

Penguin Group Australia had to reprint 7,000 copies of Pasta Bible last week, the Sydney Morning Herald has reported.

The reprint cost A$20,000 ($18,000; £12,000), but stock in bookshops will not be recalled as it is “extremely hard” to do so, Penguin said. [...]

The publisher professed amazement as to why anybody would be offended by the “silly mistake” but has assured that anyone who complains will be offered a replacement of the corrected edition. Has this dude read a newspaper lately?  Does he not realize how tight people’s knickers are wadded these days?  Personally, mind you, I’d like to get hold of one of the misprints!


Mar 26 2010

1959 vs. 2009

This must be making the rounds

This was sent to me by four people yesterday and two more today.  Each version is just a tiny bit different.  Here’s the one I liked the best.

HIGH SCHOOL – 1959 vs. 2009

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

1959 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2009 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 – Police called and SWAT team arrives – they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1959 – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2009 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1959 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1959 – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1959 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1959 – Ants die.

2009 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1959 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2009 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.